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Mystery Cult

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Mystery cult
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The Cult was founded by renegade Manichaeans in the mountains of Azerbaijan. It was thought that it had been eliminated by the Byzantines, but in fact its secret doctorines were handed down orally via the Templars, the Rosicrucians, the Freemasons, morris dancing fraternities, etc. It has now resurfaced, and it would now embark on a programme of enlightening humanity, were it not for the fact that its secret doctorines are totally and utterly secret, leaving it with no choice but to silently revel in its wisdom, and occasionally smugly imply that its secret doctorines would totally and utterly blow your mind, if only you knew them.

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