Mystery cult ([info]mysterycult) wrote,
@ 2007-12-02 00:25:00
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A number of metal bands, most notably Manowar, have sung about fighting for metal, and solidarity among metalheads. The trouble is, it's not obvious what would would constitute "fighting for metal". But for once, there is a clear-cut instance.

"Grant Stranaghan, a GCSE student at Ballyclare High School, was suspended for three days last week for having collar-length hair... Year 11 pupil and rock music fan Grant said his long hair was a crucial part of his personal identity."
- BBC News

If they have any integrity at all, Manowar will intervene in this matter, probably by bursting into the headmaster's office wearing nothing but loincloths and slaying the headmaster with steel.

Seriously, I can't think of any reason why the boy can't have long hair. It would be okay if a girl had long hair. Of course, by that logic, it would be okay for the boy to wear a skirt. Come to think of it, why not? I'm going on record as supporting cross-dressing in schools. Actually, as a means of overthrowing outmoded gender stereotypes, I'm in favour of compulsory cross-dressing in schools.



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[info]fiona_kitty
2007-12-02 12:45 am UTC (link)
Your posts never to cease to amuse and entertain. :D

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[info]mysterycult
2007-12-02 12:56 pm UTC (link)
When I was writing this, I did think to myself: "Is this really a topic of interest to a general audience, or am I just pandering to Fiona?" I decided it was the former, but maybe it was the latter. Nevertheless, I feel I was justified in bringing this issue to the attention of the rest of my (rather small) readership, since it's clearly the most important human rights issue since that man was unfairly prevented from having sex with his bicycle.

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[info]fiona_kitty
2007-12-02 10:02 pm UTC (link)
There's nothing wrong with pandering to Fiona!

Inquiring minds like myself have been wondering how exactly one has sex with a bicycle, ever since that story came out.

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[info]mysterycult
2007-12-03 10:09 pm UTC (link)
Like many others, I have wondered about the mechanics of this. However, I'm keeping my conclusions secret, because I'm saving them for a book called "The bicycle kama sutra" which I reckon will make a fortune as a Christmas novelty gift.

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[info]cthulouis
2007-12-02 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I hope the kid wins. His hair isn't even that long!

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-02 11:51 pm UTC (link)
I never had this problem 20 years ago with my over collar length hair. Some school rules are there to broken. It's the 21st century, not the 1950s. But seriously, Grant should win under sex discrimination legislation. My employer can't say a word about my long hair, not that I've been challenged on it.

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[info]lieutenanth
2007-12-03 08:34 pm UTC (link)
It's amazing that the school even tried this on. I'll be pretty depressed if they win.

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[info]matttt
2007-12-04 05:15 pm UTC (link)
Cross-dressing in schools was done at my school in 1999. That puts you at least 8 years behind the times - and this was at a sleepy backwater in the Midlands!

Would it be okay if a girl had long hair at that school? According to the BBC, 'The school said its rules applied to all pupils equally with due regard to any mitigating circumstances'. Does not having a Y chromosome count as a mitigating circumstance?

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hi ih
(Anonymous)
2007-12-04 08:27 pm UTC (link)
hi hi people i strongly suport this as i have been suspended twice for the same reason and if we find out when the hole cort thing is on there is a bus of use going up to suort them and that is only from 1 day off asking people. what are ur opinions on this????

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Heylo
[info]heroinbabyx
2007-12-04 08:35 pm UTC (link)
i also support this. [=
i dont get why guys cant have long hair as well as girls?
just seems kinda of stupid and slightly sexist to me. =/
ah well.
good luck guys ^__^


over and out x

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